Insert your own Trapped in the Closet joke here

So here is a jaw-dropping, would-be-hilarious-if-it-wasn't-disturbing account of the R. Kelly trial.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7456000/7456120.stm

But the real outrage is at the end.

As a bizarre footnote, R Kelly may be returning to Cook County Courthouse again soon. He is being sued by a man called Uncle Henry Love, who claims the singer stole his dance moves.

I don't know which is funnier, that he's suing over stolen dance moves or that his name is Uncle Henry Love.