Monday, July 28, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
My rhymes be ill
Believe it or not I have recorded many hip hop albums under various different pseudonyms and here they are.
Pez 'spenser - "The Blockfartty"
Master Parapleg - "Sippin' & Dippin'"
Cholesterballin' - "S.H.I.R.L.E.Y. T.E.M.P.L.E."
The 6 Mil $ MoFo - "Topical Hatred"
Jay Z - "The Blueprint"
Bizzcuitz and Gravzzy - "There's a Stank in My Nose-holes"
Larry - "Hug and Make Up"
Illip Seymour Hoffman - "Peanut Bril"
Real EstHate - "The UnHated StHates of AmericHate"
I am definitely most proud of The Blockfartty.
Pez 'spenser - "The Blockfartty"
Master Parapleg - "Sippin' & Dippin'"
Cholesterballin' - "S.H.I.R.L.E.Y. T.E.M.P.L.E."
The 6 Mil $ MoFo - "Topical Hatred"
Jay Z - "The Blueprint"
Bizzcuitz and Gravzzy - "There's a Stank in My Nose-holes"
Larry - "Hug and Make Up"
Illip Seymour Hoffman - "Peanut Bril"
Real EstHate - "The UnHated StHates of AmericHate"
I am definitely most proud of The Blockfartty.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Danny Torrance wears awesome sweaters
Thursday, July 3, 2008
I should write movies
This doesn't really spoil anything but the movie Hancock ends with Will Smith almost not saving the day and then saving the day. But I have a much better ending...
Michael Bluth:
Hancock! The bad guys are doing things!
Hancock:
Aw, hell no!
Hancock chases after bad guys.
Hancock:
Welcome to Earth!
Hancock punches bad guys in the face.
Hancock:
Now that's what I call a close encounter!
Michael Bluth:
Well done Hancock. What shall we do now?
Hancock:
So I'm thinkin' I'ma scoot me something hot in this south-sea merengue melting pot.
Hancock grabs the watch off a bad guy.
Hancock:
I have got to get me one of these!
Something blows up and the credits roll.
Michael Bluth:
Hancock! The bad guys are doing things!
Hancock:
Aw, hell no!
Hancock chases after bad guys.
Hancock:
Welcome to Earth!
Hancock punches bad guys in the face.
Hancock:
Now that's what I call a close encounter!
Michael Bluth:
Well done Hancock. What shall we do now?
Hancock:
So I'm thinkin' I'ma scoot me something hot in this south-sea merengue melting pot.
Hancock grabs the watch off a bad guy.
Hancock:
I have got to get me one of these!
Something blows up and the credits roll.
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