The greatest moment of my life

You know what I'm in the mood for??

A Shaq-Attack Double Feature!!

My rhymes be ill

Believe it or not I have recorded many hip hop albums under various different pseudonyms and here they are.

Pez 'spenser - "The Blockfartty"
Master Parapleg - "Sippin' & Dippin'"
Cholesterballin' - "S.H.I.R.L.E.Y. T.E.M.P.L.E."
The 6 Mil $ MoFo - "Topical Hatred"
Jay Z - "The Blueprint"
Bizzcuitz and Gravzzy - "There's a Stank in My Nose-holes"
Larry - "Hug and Make Up"
Illip Seymour Hoffman - "Peanut Bril"
Real EstHate - "The UnHated StHates of AmericHate"

I am definitely most proud of The Blockfartty.

Danny Torrance wears awesome sweaters

Danny Torrance wears the best sweaters ever in The Shining. Like this one.



But this... if anyone wants to get me a great Christmas gift, get me this.

I should write movies

This doesn't really spoil anything but the movie Hancock ends with Will Smith almost not saving the day and then saving the day. But I have a much better ending...

Michael Bluth:
Hancock! The bad guys are doing things!

Hancock:
Aw, hell no!

Hancock chases after bad guys.

Hancock:
Welcome to Earth!

Hancock punches bad guys in the face.

Hancock:
Now that's what I call a close encounter!

Michael Bluth:
Well done Hancock. What shall we do now?

Hancock:
So I'm thinkin' I'ma scoot me something hot in this south-sea merengue melting pot.

Hancock grabs the watch off a bad guy.

Hancock:
I have got to get me one of these!

Something blows up and the credits roll.